👋 Follow the trade

Get every trade before anyone else does

We're trading a £3 purple badge holder up towards a house, one swap at a time. No spam, just the updates as they happen.

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Your email stays between us. No spam, no selling it on.

  • New trade announcements the moment they happen
  • Behind the scenes on how each swap got made
  • The wins, the near misses and the odd strange offer
  • Early word on any livestreams or Q&As
  • A running tally of how far we've climbed

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Track the climb

Why bother signing up?

You could just check the website every so often. But trades move fast, and some of the best offers turn up in the comments before we've even written them up. This is the easiest way to not miss one.

12 Sept

Launch day

£3

Starting item value

House

The target

Is this a real project or a joke?

It's real. We're actually trading a purple ID badge holder, swap by swap, and writing up exactly what happens, good or bad.

How often will you email me?

Only when there's a trade to report. Some weeks that might be twice, some weeks not at all.

Will you sell or share my email?

No. It's used for trade updates only.

Can I unsubscribe?

Any time, one click, no hard feelings.

Don't miss the next trade

Join now and you'll get the very first update as soon as we make our first move.